Reading this article about the 'ugly truths' in cybersecurity is like finding out Santa Claus moonlights as a malware developer — just when you thought he was the good guy. 😂 Seriously though, flexible schedules, weekend shifts, and endless reports? It's like joining a secret club where instead of secret handshakes, we have rotating schedules and 'report, report, report' mantras. Good times! 🚨🔍📊